Thermostat Wars
- By President Matt Proctor
- Published 12 18, 2024

The weather has cooled, so in living rooms, workplace offices, and church sanctuaries, an epic battle has begun鈥攁 mighty struggle between two forces, fighting for control, the fate of their world in the balance. Perhaps you yourself are a combatant in鈥the thermostat war.
On one side, the Tropics. These folks want to feel like Jamaica in July. They are heat-seeking missiles who buy heated jackets, heated blankets, and cars with heated seats. Their house feels like a sauna, and if they worked in a wax museum, the figures would melt because temps would be set to 鈥渟urface of the sun.鈥 If the globe is warming, it鈥檚 because somewhere a Tropic secretly found the Earth鈥檚 thermostat and turned it up. It was probably your mom.
On the other side, the Arctics. These folks want to feel like Juneau in January. They are cool customers who want their house polar-bear-friendly. If your boss is an Arctic and you鈥檙e not, you keep a sweater at work and could make snow angels in the breakroom because temps are set to 鈥渕eat locker.鈥 One December, an Arctic grew tired of his family turning up the thermostat, so he put 鈥淐hristmas Calculator鈥 above the dial. The warmer temps were labeled 鈥渇ewer presents鈥 and the colder temps were labeled 鈥渕ore presents.鈥 This was probably your dad.
In every environment, these two sides struggle for control. Will the living room feel like the Mojave Desert? Will the church sanctuary feel like the Siberian tundra?
I鈥檓 going to ask you to play a part in winning the thermostat war.
I鈥檒l confess: I鈥檓 an Arctic. My wife is not. (Dating sites should match people solely by thermostat settings.) We just bought her a car with heated seats. Meanwhile, I run my car A/C on low. (My children: 鈥淣oses are red, fingers are blue, we鈥檙e freezing here, dad, 鈥榗ause we鈥檙e riding with you.鈥) I like sleeping with a ceiling fan on, and when I鈥檓 by myself, I turn the hotel room thermostat all the way down.
But when I鈥檓 not by myself, I have learned鈥攕lowly, over the years鈥攖o live with what experts call a 鈥渉ospitable temperature.鈥 Did you know that OSHA officially recommends that public indoor settings be kept between 68-76掳? One journal cited a study showing 鈥渙ffice temperature has a significant impact on productivity, cognitive performance鈥 and can even contribute to 鈥渘asty office politics.鈥 Finding a 鈥渉ospitable temperature鈥 is important.
And right now, that鈥檚 a problem at 91黑料. But you can help鈥
Most of our buildings are in good shape thermostat-wise, but one is not: the Multi-Purpose Building. The MPB houses our gym and hosts big events like CIY conferences, NCCAA national sports tournaments, Getaway, The Event, Preaching-Teaching Convention, and Commencement. As our largest on-campus venue (seating 1,700), it鈥檚 where we welcome our greatest number of guests. But there鈥檚 a problem鈥
My son Carl is 22, a senior at OCC, and when he played for the Ozark men鈥檚 basketball team, he won the Hustle Award. He loved playing for Coach Chris Lahm, except for one thing. 鈥淒ad,鈥 Carl asked one day, 鈥淲hy does Coach set the gym SO HOT?鈥 He told me he鈥檇 completely soaked his jersey because basketball practice felt like a Brazilian rainforest. 鈥淚t鈥檚 great for working up a big sweat,鈥 he said. 鈥淏ut isn鈥檛 that a waste of money? Why does Coach set the MPB that high? We鈥檙e cooking.鈥 Carl is an Arctic and thought Coach was an out-of-control Tropic.
I explained: it wasn鈥檛 Coach Lahm鈥檚 fault. Yes, our MPB at times gets wildly hot, but that was the thermostat鈥檚 fault. Then I gave Carl more information than he wanted. (Dads do this.) 鈥淲e have these old pneumatic controllers for the HVAC system in the MPB. They鈥檙e original to the building, which was built in the early 1980s, and now they just randomly malfunction. Controlling the temp in there is a roll of the dice.鈥
At OCC, we鈥檙e not at war OVER the thermostat. It鈥檚 war WITH the thermostat! That鈥檚 trouble because鈥
In recent days, the MPB thermostat war is getting worse. Sometimes鈥攂ecause of the old pneumatic controllers鈥攖he MPB temperatures can soar into the 80s and even 90s. Carl is right: it is a waste of money. Worse: in the room where we practice the most hospitality, it creates a very inhospitable temperature.
Spiritually, God wants us hot or cold, not lukewarm, but physically, God did not design our bodies for temperature extremes. God precisely created Earth for human habitation鈥攑lenty of liquid H2O, the exact right amount of oxygen, a magnetic shield to protect from harmful rays, gravity that neither crushes nor floats us into space鈥攁nd part of carefully calibrating this planet for human life was the climate. He created Earth鈥檚 tilt and distance from the sun so that we would neither freeze nor fry.
The Thermostat-Setter set our home at a 鈥渉ospitable temperature.鈥 We want to do that for MPB guests.
In January, we鈥檝e hired Joplin鈥檚 Satterlee Plumbing and HVAC to replace the old pneumatic controllers with electronic controllers that are reliable and accurate. I know nothing about HVAC systems, but I鈥檓 told this includes 鈥渘ew temperature sensors, damper actuators, water control valves, communication wiring, relays for pumps and fans, and a new control panel.鈥 (So it鈥檚 more than just thermostats.)
With a generous discount from our friends at Satterlee, the total project cost is $150,000. Would you consider a generous gift to OCC鈥檚 general fund to help with this project?
Every February, we host the annual Preaching-Teaching Convention. A thousand or more church leaders from across the country come to campus for three days of worship, preaching, workshops, fellowship, and meals at a few of Joplin鈥檚 eight million restaurants. (We鈥檝e got a Joplin eatery for every letter from A-Z, except X.) This year, we鈥檒l welcome Andrew Peterson in concert, and many tired servants will be refreshed.
Unless, of course, we can鈥檛 get the thermostats fixed. Then they might faint from heat exhaustion.
But with new controllers, here鈥檚 our promise: we won鈥檛 let Arctics run the thermostat (like Facebook鈥檚 Mark Zuckerberg, who keeps his office at a numbing 59掳). Nor will we let Tropics turn the MPB into a sweat lodge. We鈥檒l set the temperature reasonably and 鈥渙ffer hospitality to one another without grumbling.鈥 (1 Pet 4:9) And many kingdom servants will be recharged for another year of ministry.
This Christmas season, in a world of conflicts far worse than 鈥渢hermostat wars,鈥 the good news is: a Savior has come to bring peace on earth. 鈥淗e will mediate between nations and will settle international disputes. They will hammer their swords into plowshares鈥ation will no longer fight against nation, nor train for war anymore. Come鈥 let us walk in the light of the Lord!鈥 (Is 2:4-5)
Thank you for considering partnership in our mission of training men and women to share that message, and from all of us at OCC, have a merry Christmas!
Yours in Christ,
Matt Proctor
President
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